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"This is the Captain Banana speaking, the weather outside is currently a temperature of 70 degrees with light winds. We're cruising now at 35,000 feet. Today our routing takes us over the Russian Submarine and some abandoned airfields. We show three hours of flight time remaining, arriving 5 minutes ahead of schedule. Flight hostess Rookinella will be around shortly offering a delicious choice of chicken or fish as your in-flight meal. The selt belt sign is currently off, in case of turbulence we recommend keeping your selt belt on when you're seated. Thank-you."
Bing bong
"This is the Captain Banana speaking, the weather outside is currently a temperature of 70 degrees with light winds. We're cruising now at 35,000 feet. Today our routing takes us over the Russian Submarine and some abandoned airfields. We show three hours of flight time remaining, arriving 5 minutes ahead of schedule. Flight hostess Rookinella will be around shortly offering a delicious choice of chicken or fish as your in-flight meal. The selt belt sign is currently off, in case of turbulence we recommend keeping your selt belt on when you're seated. Thank-you."
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