I got saved by the Coastguard after Portland Urbex went wrong!

[Aquamarine]

Hello.

The day before yesterday we attempted to go to East Weares Rifle Range in Portland, Dorset, of what should be a relatively easy explore. We ended up being saved the Coastguard and three search parties, as we couldn't find a way back in the summer night. I'm a fellow newbie (only 5 explores under my belt) but I must warn do pack properly. Read if you want to laugh my blog on how not to Urban Explore:

https://deviljournal.wordpress.com/2016/07/22/urban-exploring-goes-wrong/

 

[markymark]

What a dick !

 

[Ojay]

Well, you have some balls posting that up, fair play!

Sometimes hindsight is a wonderful thing, and biting off more than you can chew in them circumstances could have ended up much worse, remember, failing to prepare is preparing to fail

Stay safe

 

[Miss.Industrial]

Your a fat unfit wanker who needs to stay at home in front of the telly....

 

[Nickindroy]

failing to prepare is preparing to fail

Spot on advice.

 

[The Amateur Wanderer]

 

[The Kwan]

After reading your story mate, I really am not sure if it is an exercise in creative writing or a true story because I got so totally lost in the over descriptive content that I couldn't make head or tail of it in the end and glazed over.

 

[pirate]

Hope you've made a donation to the coast guard

 

[Thumper]

Oh dear!

I've received worse injuries from playing with my cat.

The video's I suppose help to prove the report was correct in places but it really is an over the top dramatisation, I felt like I should be reading it in a Michael Burk voice, remember that TV series 999? And so.... on this day, tragedy struck a group of morons.

Perhaps go for a nice sensible walk on a nice safe surface like the streets of London in some Sports Direct trainers and raise some money for the Coastguard for your next 'adventure'.

 

[Bunk3r]

I only skim read it (the excessive use of unnecessary words was doing my head in), but it looks like you got a scratch, and it got dark making scrambling too dangerous to carry on. Why not just wait until it was light again?

 

[Jack Rabbit]

I suggest you get another hobby. Putting others at risk to save yourselves.
You obviously have a flare for creative writing, try that.

 

[Aquamarine]

Thankyou for your constructive feedback

 

[Ojay]

I'd say you got off lightly really

 

[xexxa]

"Call 999, I can feel myself having a turn!"

 

[Bigjobs]

pfft, someone fucks up, admits it, and gets called a wanker.

Shit, i've had to have cpr on site by my mate, for stuff that was purely my fault, and that doesn't make me a wanker, it's all the other stuff that makes me a wanker.