Information - Morons get stuck in Flo Selecta

[paulpowers]

A couple of tools managed to get a dingy stuck in Flo Selecta then called 999 to get rescued.

If you get stuck in Flo Selecta then you need to get a new hobby

http://www.derbytelegraph.co.uk/der...9808742-detail/story.html#h8teSfe1zf1bccGv.03

 

[ACID- REFLUX]

One of the best Videos i"ve seen on here lately

 

[trikey]

Stranded near the rowing club !!!

 

[TheVicar]

What a pair of bellends!

 

[Wevsky]

didnt consider walking out then..

 

[siologen]

Every time my rubber dinghy burst (3-4 times over the years, usually a credit to drain wall barnacles or the dorsal fins of mullet fish) id rescue myself by performing this amazing coordinated limb routine....

Professionals call it 'Swimming'.
Wtf?

 

[stranton]

during normal conditions its no way deep enough for a dinghy, surely it wouldn't even move
saying that its slippery as so maybe they slid along.

 

[siologen]

The outfall is well over 7ft deep. Lil Mike n Yaz used a dingy the first time they explored it.

during normal conditions its no way deep enough for a dinghy, surely it wouldn't even move
saying that its slippery as so maybe they slid along.

 

[Ojay]

drain lolZ jeeves

 

[siologen]

Pics in the article are of the outfall, the last 200 m of which drop off to the full dirty, slutty depth of the Derwent. This dafty didnt get rescued cos he was in a drain. He got rescued cos he never learned the breast stroke. Poor bastard.

ok,
we accesed from the infall, never reached the outfall

 

[stranton]

The outfall is well over 7ft deep. Lil Mike n Yaz used a dingy the first time they explored it.

we never used that side

 

[siologen]

I hear ya bud, i never bothered dipping into it either. Slutty water is slutty. Even if you breaststroke it. 100%

we never used that side

 

[Lord Oort]

I hear ya bud, i never bothered dipping into it either. Slutty water is slutty. Even if you breaststroke it. 100%

Um, do you know Bertie? Any chance you could have a word like?

 

[Lord Oort]

A couple of tools managed to get a dingy stuck in Flo Selecta then called 999 to get rescued.

Propa' Bo

 

[siologen]

Yeah i do know of him. He did it slutty in some merkland canal tunnel, backstroke n all.... Then his missus yelled at him. Thats marriage id say. Plus he never dialed NineNineNine while drowning, so id say hes ok

Um, do you know Bertie? Any chance you could have a word like?