Visited with Bukowski Jnr.
Right. Once upon a time, there was a bunch of wizards and a giant snake and they all lived in this little underground hidey-hole in the centre of London. The wizards all had magical powers (obviously) and the snake was evil (of course). One day a bunch of plucky young folk called "urban explororzz" decided to try and invade this underground dwelling known as "The Chamber of Secrets". Apparently some woman wrote a book based on this group of wizards and even stole the name of their hide-out and basically sold millions of copies off the back of this small magical community.
Anyway...the urban explorers took some hocus pocus image capturing devices down the chambers to see if they could scare the giant snake with flashes of light. Many lives were lost in the process because the shutter sound of the Canon picture boxes resonated such a tinny sound in the snake's ears that he ate them. The snake commended the robust and clunky tones of the Nikon picture boxes and admitted that he had lived a long time and he should just admit defeat and roll over and die.
The Urban Explorers stripped the wizards of their robes and took pictures of them to sell to the notoriously dirty wizarding porn magazine called "Magic Fingers". The wizards were so traumatized that they all checked themselves into the Priory and were never to be seen again. The Explorers were triumphant in their efforts and continue to visit the chambers to relive the legend.
The End.
Right. Once upon a time, there was a bunch of wizards and a giant snake and they all lived in this little underground hidey-hole in the centre of London. The wizards all had magical powers (obviously) and the snake was evil (of course). One day a bunch of plucky young folk called "urban explororzz" decided to try and invade this underground dwelling known as "The Chamber of Secrets". Apparently some woman wrote a book based on this group of wizards and even stole the name of their hide-out and basically sold millions of copies off the back of this small magical community.
Anyway...the urban explorers took some hocus pocus image capturing devices down the chambers to see if they could scare the giant snake with flashes of light. Many lives were lost in the process because the shutter sound of the Canon picture boxes resonated such a tinny sound in the snake's ears that he ate them. The snake commended the robust and clunky tones of the Nikon picture boxes and admitted that he had lived a long time and he should just admit defeat and roll over and die.
The Urban Explorers stripped the wizards of their robes and took pictures of them to sell to the notoriously dirty wizarding porn magazine called "Magic Fingers". The wizards were so traumatized that they all checked themselves into the Priory and were never to be seen again. The Explorers were triumphant in their efforts and continue to visit the chambers to relive the legend.
The End.
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