You're walking along a road and spot an open door to this abandoned hotel. Do you-
A) Call your hardest friend to go in with you as back up
B) Wait for half an hour to see if any druggies come out so you can go in
C) Wait for half an hour to see if any druggies come out so you can buy drugs some off them
D) Run away instantly, you have a criminal record remember, don't wanna get framed again
E) Run in shouting "LAPD VICE SQUAD"
F) Get your fluorescent coat out of the car, and start surveying the building from the outside, tutting at the size of the broken window panels
G) Cry for humanity's crimes
H) Cry cos you're an emotional wreck
I) Swag walk towards the door, trying to look tough and like you should be there
J) Think the door is a trap, so eye up small broken windows you can get through instead
K) Kill yourself so you can go in as a ghost and not disturb anyone, urbex is life after all and this one might be the holy grail
L) Look at every neighbour's windows in the area, and picture in each one someone staring at you, looking suspicious, stood in the middle of the pavement staring at a door
M) Get in your car/tent and wait for nightfall, nothing bad ever happens at night after all
N) Lay a little brown egg in your underwear
O) Come back with your stupidly biggest, most professional looking camera and act like you're there for business
P) Feel in your pockets for how much money/assets you have to barter your way out if things don't go your way
Q) As P), but head into town first to buy drugs to add to your barting leverage
R) Go in dancing the two-step, if anyone sees you entering, they'll think you're mental and just be happy you're going somewhere dry
S) Pray to the urbex gods
T) Phone to police to tell them you're going in, at least you know you have a guaranteed 10 minutes mooching time before they come
U) Phone the security number on any of the boards, at least you know you have a guaranteed 10 hours mooching time before they come
V) Wonder to yourself what life choices led you to this point
W) Wait for the inevitable dog walker/runner/dodgy looking local to disappear round the corner
X) Break out the AK-47 and stroll in, you've already seen this scenario on GTA
Y) Walk to the door and just stand tutting at the workmanship of whichever security firm fixed the boards on the place, that have been so easily removed by the local townfolk
Z) All of the above, in order
