Acid-reflux and Stranton don't like the tourist tag despite only ever hitting the popular spots.
You're both middle-age men, why do you care what everyone else thinks as long as you enjoy yourselves.
Personally I think it's cute how they explore as a couple
I like the idea of being a "Tourist" as it implies i"m away having fun o_O Which i have to say when you"re exploring with certain people, sometimes "Fun" is the last thing i"m experiencing
and "Only" is a very narrow description & it"d be like someone suggesting that all "You" do is
Tubes and Derps. I wouldn"t criticise you for that. Each too their own as you say
Thanks for suggesting i"m Middle aged Paul, that"s a Pint i owe you
As for the cute couple, thanks for that but unfortunately we seem to have lost a M8ty along the way so if you want to go through the selection process for our "Tourist Trio" you know where to apply. Although remember we don"t just do
tubes & Derps